new to the salad? wondering if your beloved joe biden will be president? trying to decide whether to contribute the maximum to a candidate or donate to a special interest? here’s a handy guide of people who won’t be president. don’t waste your money.

Hillary Clinton

Barack Obama (and update)

John McCain (serious analysis here)

Rudy Guiliani

Joe Biden (and update)

3 Responses to “People Who Won’t Be President”

  1. Marie Dudley Says:

    Well, it looks like someone is very wrong – because either Obama, Clinton or McCain will be the next president of the U.S. And I seriously hope it is not McCain – but it looks like it might be if Florida and Michigan do not vote again – Hillary would have a chance if this happened. And Obama will not beat McCain. Yes, these are my predictions. And you know what, I just bet they are correct!

  2. Dick Gordon Says:

    Looks like you’re all morons.


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