oh the brandy taylor internet traffic

December 25, 2006

once again i find that the google search that most often leads people to my site is “Brandy Taylor wikipedia.” this is to be expected: brandy taylor is far more attractive than cake-mix pancakes, and has much larger breasts than the word of the day. yet while those qualities make her an often searched for internet celebrity, and Yesterday’s Salad’s number one supplier of traffic, they have not been enough to keep Brandy on wikipedia. But why?

when i first mentioned bt and wikipedia, she had no page. then she received a page and all was fine and dandy in the world. and now it’s gone again. it appears that there has been a purge of porn related pages on wikipedia, and that the list of big bust models and performers is a shell of its former self. i don’t have any real reason for explaining this, but i have a few thoughts.

1) brandy’s page was poorly written, and didn’t offer any information about her. simply listing a filmography is not enough to keep you on wikipedia

2) brandy’s “girl next door” look and style de-exoticizes her, depressing the interest in her as a person. her porn celebrity exists because she fits an archetype.

3) brandy is overexposed. again, there is no mystery when you can see her every week on various gonzo sites

4) brandy has no unique porn niche. there are women with much larger breasts, larger bodies, smaller naturals, and so forth. she’s too young to be a milf, and too old to be barely legal. instead, she just is. while this certainly helps her get shoots (see reasons 2 &3), it makes her fan base less fanatical.

5) no-one knows anything about her. perhaps if there were more available information about her, it would be fashioned into a useful article. actually, this info may exist; i’ve just never tried looking for it. if people want to leave brandy facts in the comments, i  will be more than willing to write a brandy taylor wikipedia article. perhaps she needs to give more interviews with Score, Juggs, or Yesterday’s Salad.

now, the most interesting part of this brandy taylor saga, is that she has yet to be included on boobpedia. while the site is still nascent, one would imagine that someone would have made a place holder page for her. but again, no. is this a reflection of her lack of celebrity, or simply a condition of boobpedia’s slow growth? only time may tell.

until then I remain,

in trouble with my girlfriend for writing about porn

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5 Responses to “oh the brandy taylor internet traffic”

  1. Alec Says:

    Fact: Before becoming a porn star, Brandy Taylor ran a successful ghost and paranormal investigation agency. She only went into porn because rising health insurance prices made it impossible for many small business owners to continue to pay their workers benefits.

  2. Jabroni Says:

    Alec where did you hear about that ghost agency thing? Somehow I think I’ve heard it too, but I can’t remember where…

  3. Jabroni Says:

    Looks like Boobpedia has a Brandy Talore page now. http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Brandy_Talore

    Not too much information yet, but lots of photos 😀


  4. […] family blog, just like the ones your grandparents read when they were young. Any perceived prurient pandering on our part has been purely accidental. We most certainly do not consort pornographers, be they new […]


  5. […] When Yesterday’s Salad was first emerging from its Fall hiatus, I wrote a short post about Miss Brandy Taylor(e), star of various adult films, and, inshallah, the actress portraying Mandrake’s love interest […]


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