Hottest Cartoon Redheads

December 20, 2007

  1. Jessica Rabbit. Anyone who tries to argue otherwise either thinks its pathetic and creepy to discuss the hotness of cartoon redheads, or is just plain crazy.
  2. Jane Jetson. Jane Jetson is not as hot as Judy Jetson, but then again Judy Jetson is not a redhead.
  3. Erin Esurance. Technically a pinkhead, I allowed Erin Esurance on this list because she’ll kick the asses of all my robots if I don’t include her.
  4. The Little Mermaid. Ariel is pretty hot, but certain physiological unknowns cause her to drop a few spots.
  5. Jean Grey. Technically a comic book character first, and a cartoon second, otherwise she would probably challenge Jessica Rabbit for number one.
  6. Mary Jane Parker. Again, she’s technically a comic book character first. But Jean Grey is a little hotter, plus I have a lot of respect for Spider Man so I wouldn’t necessarily move on Mary Jane unless he did something really awful… like wear his hair down and dance with another woman right in front of Mary Jane (at her place of business!) just to make her jealous.
  7. Louis Griffin. I originally had Lois higher on this list, but my girlfriend talked me out of it. Also, the woman who voices Lois is also the woman who played Ms. Swan on MadTV, and Ms. Swan is about as unattractive as she is hilarious.
  8. Daphne Scooby Doo. I’m not that into Daphne, but shepicksyournose thinks that she is cartoon sexy.
  9. Wilma Flinstone. I like the bod that Wilma “Rocks,” but a woman’s eyes are important to me and Wilma’s share a little too much of a likeness with Frosty the Snowman’s.
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11 Responses to “Hottest Cartoon Redheads”

  1. JT Says:

    No Barbara Gordon/Batgirl mention? YS continues with its hatred of Batman.

  2. rome Says:

    Jessica Rabbit is definitely the hottest babe!!

  3. Bosda Says:

    No Elastigirl/Mrs Incredible?

  4. ibiteyoureyes Says:

    Bosda,

    Elastigirl may fall into that gray area of “is she a red head or a brunette?”

    I will have one of the Ciceronian’s slaves do some research.

    IBYE

  5. Nemo Says:

    I think that Jessica Rabbit is THE sexy girl of all Toon-land! And her voice, done by the just as sexy Kathlene Turner, is so volumptuos and deep i could just cu- Damn! Honey, it’s happened again…

  6. Javon Says:

    what about poison ivy !!!!! she is so hot !!!!

  7. Javon Says:

    as a sexy redhead I am soo pissed that poison ivy isn’t up there

  8. hot redhead in real life Says:

    Duh! Poisen Ivy!!

  9. RMJ Says:

    There are 9 others? I stopped looking after Jessica.

    Poison Ivy is good, but she’s no competition to Jessica.

  10. seandeaon Says:

    Here are some that you missed:

    Barbara Gordon/Batgirl
    Poison Ivy
    Shayera Hol/Hawkgirl – Justice League
    Giselle – Enchanted(cartoon version)
    Anya – Anastasia
    Sam – Totally Spies
    Gwen – Ben 10: Alien Force
    Alexa – animated Wonder Woman film(she’s totally hot)

  11. Bryce Says:

    Dude Kim Possible!


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