OUTRAGE!

October 2, 2008

I have it. Why do people continue to clip their nails on the New York subway? This is not your bathroom. This is not your kitchen/living room/bedroom. Clipping one’s nails is something best completed in the privacy of your own home. By doing so, you imperil the eyes and feeble stomachs of your fellow New Yorkers who have to dodge flying pieces of nail aimed at them from across the car. Desist!

To our Ugandan readers who think we are HBO: Apologies for stealing your idea of a lifetime. We will begin making new series about historical shit right away.

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