Vindication? Or, That the Umbrella is Anti-Social

February 9, 2010

I’m continually harangued for my belief that umbrellas are both anti-social and dangerous…but this seems to prove my point perfectly.

Yes, you might argue that this is not representative of most Umbrellas. But I would say that in its exaggeration it reveals the true essential nature of an Umbrella as a retreat from humanity and its environs.

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2 Responses to “Vindication? Or, That the Umbrella is Anti-Social”

  1. kataphasis Says:

    what do you have to say about iPod headphones? i have a post brewing about just such a topic…

  2. Rabbi Dr. Prof. Jurgen Haverstam, DHL Says:

    Umbrellas are extremely dangerous. The lack of peripheral vision caused by wearing a waterproof jacket hood has its pitfalls but your eyes remain intact. IPod headphones are just flat out uncomfortable.


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